06.08.2007 - 17:44

I drive on unleaded!

Am I retarded? Or do I just have a serious problem?

We just bought another car off of ebay, this time in America. And what is it, you ask? If I say the words "Bucky Fellini" to you, would you know what I mean?

Yes, people, I am the proud owner of my very own black 1986 BITCHIN' CAMARO!! (I am old enough that this is ironic now, so I can get away with it.) We are going up to Springfield, VT on the 22nd or thereabouts to collect it and bring it back to CT. It is a souped-up V8 brute, and after I get my license (fingers crossed, hopefully before we take off for two weeks in California at the end of September) it will be the first car I have owned that I can actually drive!

My lovely Georgie, the 1968 Morris Minor, went about two weeks ago. And although I never drove him, only held the title, I fell deeply in love with him. I spent hours waxing him, buffing him and in general getting gooey over him. The afternoon the new owner came to take him away, I sat in the car for about 30 minutes, crying and saying goodbye.

But now we have the Bitchin' Camaro!

Bitchin' Camaro! Bitchin' Camaro!
Donuts on your lawn.
Bitchin' Camaro! Bitchin' Camaro!
Tony Orlando and Dawn.
When I drive past the kids, they all spit and cuss.
Cuz I've got a Bitchin' Camaro and they have to ride the bus!

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